And while I'm at it:
Dear Car Defroster,
You really chose a bad time to stop working. I hear that clicking sound behind the dashboard and OF COURSE there's nothing I can do about it now, I am certainly not taking you to the mechanic tomorrow when I am getting my hair color refreshed, because, hello, PRIORITIES.
Dear Ice Scraper,
I know you were likely manufactured in a factory in China by shivering starving workers, but you chose a shitty morning to split in half. I think I threw out my already thrown out back by trying to scrape my windshield this morning using a little scrap of cardboard I found in my trunk.
Dear Planet,
Stop fucking with me. A BOMB CYCLONE? This is what the latest weather system will be called to hit my region. Are you fucking kidding me????
😳 Well. Um.
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