Scene: Walking out the clinic's office into the parking lot, Viking - a giant bear/lumberjack of a man for your visual - has just done his part....
V: "(In hushed tones) That was crazy."
J: "More insane than the last time you contributed to this operation?"
V: Yeah."
J: "Was the porn at least good?"
V: "Well, this time there were magazines. And there was a cute girl with a gap in her teeth on one of them"
J: "I'm glad she was there to help."
V: "But the room was SO SMALL. It was, like, a bathroom. And there was a robe in there, but there was no way I was gonna put it on. And it was tight in there. I could barely move. Seriously, I know I'm big but who could fit into such a tiny room? And there were all of these empty specimen cups on a shelf, and I took off my messenger bag, and of course I knocked them all over, and had to pick them all up, making a huge racket. And the guy outside was probably like, "Wow, he's really going at it in there"'
...And there was a CD player in there, why was there a CD player?"
J: Mood music? Maybe people bring their own CDs? Like Barry White?"
AND SCENE.
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