Ok, friends, I am on a goddamn cliff right now.
My first betas are in. Exactly 5 weeks after my LMP. 21067. Yes, you read that right, there are 5 numbers in there.
The optimistic chicks on boards who see such a number might say, wow, looks like the betas you see for multiples! Yay!
Unfortunately I have seen super-high betas before folks. During my first miscarriage, the partial molar pregnancy.
Any statisticians out there who can calculate the odds of experiencing a partial molar pregnancy (1:1500), Asherman's syndrome, three consecutive miscarriages (this will happen to less than 1% of pregnant women y'all), AND then a second molar? It is said that the odds for a repeat mole are about 1-2 in 100.
Let the true panic begin.