Things said to me today, when I gave a zumba warm-up at Nibble's school as part of a PTO "walk-a-thon" fundraiser, my bump in full view in work-out clothes:
"OMG, wow, are you like, excited? Or maybe not?"
I was excited when I thought we were bringing a new kitten into our house. This, well, meh.
"Was this planned?"
Are you asking me if I still have sex with my husband?
"I had no idea! Actually, I thought that [Niblet] had two homes, I have never met her father and just assumed...."
Are you asking me if I still have sex with my husband? Well you're right. This one's got a different baby daddy, I've got another hot one on the side.
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